WHAT. NO.

Okay. Well my answer… god… I’m so sorry… but… it’s… it’s Robert Downey Jr.

I’M SO SORRY TOM! *sobbing*

Robert is just so… so… I don’t even know, but he just makes me happy. 

And so does Tom, but Robert was first and I just… I could never let him fall. I mean mother of god, look at the man and tell me that you’d be able to live with yourself if you let him die?

Tom I love you so much and I am so sorry please forgive me, dearest. If I could save you both then I would.

Then again, I could always let RDJ fall because as we all know, Robert is also Tony Stark, and Hulk would just catch him if he fell. Hmm…