Does anyone else find it ridiculous that they’re called “Comic” books?
I mean
What
about
this
is
FUNNY
?!?!?!?!
From the Avengers imdb.
GUYS I CAN’T OKAY.
I. CAN’T. If Iron Man 3, or Thor: The Dark World don’t kill me, Captain America: The Winter Soldier will.
Freaking Marvel.
After two weeks and so many days of peeking through literally a half dozen Dr. Pepper cases every time I went to the grocery store I finally found Captain America!
Sadly I probably won’t end up with the other four (Loki, Fury, Natasha, or Clint) since they’re all in flavors I don’t drink (cherry, diet, etc) but if I come across one at some point I may grab it anyway, just because I’m quirky like that.
Fic: Proving His Worth
Inspired by this headcanon submission made by dianariggslegs
Steve watched for nearly twenty minutes as various agents and heroes alike stepped up and attempted to heft Thor’s Asgardian hammer from its place in the floor. When yet another person failed the solder shook his head, finally tired of the obvious joke. “Come on, guys, this is silly. Just pick it up.”
Everyone attempted to explain that it couldn’t be lifted but Steve was having none of it. “It’s just a hammer,” he insisted. “It can’t be that heavy.”
When no one made a move to lift it the solider sighed, walked to the center of the floor… and quickly picked the heavy weapon up.
“There, see?” he said, hefting the hammer up onto his shoulder and grinning around at the others. “No big deal.”
His grin faded into an awkward and confused frown however as he took in the awe-struck looks that everyone was giving him.
“…What?”
